andbeer

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.

2004-10-22T17:45:36Z

Wow it has been a while since I have updated this thing. Let me just say that the social experiment has taken on a life of it's own now. Friends keep giving me suggestions and tell me to keep updating the flog. I say F that. The flog moves at it's own pace! While there have been MANY MANY MANY great/smelly adventures which took place since the last post, keeping a record of them is very hard.

Lately in the house of methane there has been a war being waged. This war is worse then anything ever recorded in history. I like to equate this war to that of the European air offensive in world war 2 ... a shit load of bombs being dropped! In the beginning there was the brute force phase of the war. Someone would come in, let lose their arsenal then everyone would run. Lately it has been a series of covert missions. Which leads us up to this particular operation. I was hanging around in my room doing what I do best (downloading porn) when I felt the need release my ammunition depot. Knowing that my mission was clear I had recon down the hall to the enemies headquarters and plant my incendiary device. This was a painful trek though some rough terrain. I knew all it would take is one misstep and I could have an accidental weapons fire. Finally I reached my target. I could hear the enemy.. so I moved in like a ninja and planted the bomb, then let loose the fury. While the explosions was not that loud the damage was great. The smell of death was in the air and I knew it was time to leave. Having succeeded in my mission I returned back to my home base feeling confident victory was mine!

NOTE:

This has been a great week for me. I may(cross my fingers) be getting a Job at EA (I have already had 2 phone interviews and I going down to Orlando for my final person to person interview), I am going to Las Vegas in two weeks and next week there will be a host of Halloween funness. To celebrate my good feelings I offer you all this challenge: Who made the famous quote "War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory"? I will be going to Jetset on Halloween for some good drinking and I will open up a $15 bar tab in the name of the author. The first person to get to the bar and tells the bartender his name gets the tab. If for some reason I can't do this I will be sitting at the bar and just ask around for Andbeer then tell me the name in order to claim your prize.

The shot heard round the world!

2004-07-08T22:00:05Z

There is not much back story to this behemoth nor does there need to be. This thing was so loud that one of my roommates could hear it almost halfway across the house, with both our doors closed! After I gave birth to this colossus beast I though I would need to go to the hospital to get my doop shoot sewn up. So I am going to give you all a little challenge so to say. I am going to Faces tonight to do some drinking and 80’s style chill'n, and the first person who can tell me what it is my roommate is saying in the background I will buy them a drink!

Later

P.S. and since the question will come up ... I mean a good drink. It does not need to be the house special or the buck fifty beer.

The sneak attack

2004-07-07T20:50:35Z

I am very proud of this one. A friend of mine ... we will call him Fro, came over to the house. I had told Fro my idea of flogging before and he thought it was funny but quickly forgot about it. That was his first big mistake. While he sat on the couch watching TV I quietly positioned my weapon of mass destruction. Just like the French in World War 2 by the time he saw me coming it was too late. KABOOM!!!! Then it was all over but the fall out. Needless to say this will not be the last victim of this war. Rest in peace Fro.

Sharing can be such a great thing

2004-07-07T00:13:45Z

So I guess this one needs a little back story. I was in bed watching TV with my significant other. Because we are a loving couple I wanted to "share" my new project with her. That is when it happened. This juicy little sucker almost got my ass beat down. I have never seen such a small little girl get sooo pissed off. And holy god did this dude stink. I was sure I left a little rosebud in my shorts with this bad mama jama. She started coughing and I swear it was so bad I could taste it. Like a rotten egg on top of a shit salad, this thing almost made me gag. Anyway I hope you all enjoy this beauty because I am sleeping by myself tonight because of it.

Later

The adventure begins

2004-07-05T20:11:29Z

Well it took me a bit to figure out what to do with this Live Journal account, but at last it came to me in a drunken stupor. I read on Slashdot that we are in the Golden Age of blogging. For some reason when I get drunk I start thinking of pretty odd things. In this drunken state I got to thinking about blogging. Blogging takes a lot of discipline that I do not have. Every day coming up with new crap to say ... that is just not me. Then I got to thinking again ... I am out of beer!!! After fixing that problem I came up with a jewel of an idea. What is the one thing I tend to do every day ... fart!!! That is right I pass much gas on a daily bases and I am proud of it. Then a new idea hit me ... FLOGGING!! That is right FLOGGING. Fart logging. With this the adventure begins. Every day I am going to log one little beauty for the world to enjoy!!! So here is the first lovely lady. To be honest I do not really remember what all I ate to generate this beauty but I will try to log this too. Everyone enjoy and I will post another tomorrow.

here

Later,

Mr. AndBeer

Wow I rock

2004-06-23T19:01:36Z

I am so cool. Getting this thing set up has been on my personal to-do list for months. And now it is done! I am not really sure how I am going to use this yet. Do I want to make this a platform for my rants when I get pissed at something? ... Maybe. Do I want to keep a log of my work here? ... Na, work sucks anyway. Why would I want to relive it? Well that leave the only other constant in my life ... DRINKING!!! So with that in mind I think I am going to go home, open a nice cold beer and relax for the rest of the day. What else is there to do in this town?

Testing out some software

2004-05-12T00:04:16Z

Because I hate using a web brower I am testing some different clients out.